The River House News

Actus De La Maison Au Bord La Grande Rivière

July 2k25 | Issue 2

Andrea Fabbro


Welcome back to the River House News (RHN)!

As you can see, in the three year hiatus, the RHN has undergone some ...not least of which is this sleek new website!

Now, while the newsletter's webby new home is not to blame to the letter for the long wait between issues, I was nonetheless hoping it would serve as a vague alibi to distract from the real culprit: procrastination! Well, that was the plan, anywa— Hey, what's that over there!

* * * * * * Top Story! * * * * * *

A Muskegon man somehow tumbled into a wastewater treatment plant!

Click here to find out if he lived, since I honestly can't remember!

So, let's just forget that we procrastinated for three years, forget all our troubles, as well as our worries, not to mention our fears, as we dive into the fluvial goings-on of the past few years, like some ransacked tire tube of a long-abandoned lorry let loose by a hundred-year flood on the River Lethe...


Allow your eyes to glaze over, like that destitute piece of rubber, and feel your mind recline down a lazy river of audacious articles, fun facts, and awe-inspiring ads, as you absorb (or deflect, depending on your mood) a dozy of updates.



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