Take-A-Sip


Marquasha Phillips


Are you depressed? Suicidal? Tired of having panic attacks? Then you need a bottle of Take-A-Sip! It's the perfect solution for you!




Take-A-Sip has been formulated with the finest ingredients by a team of top-notch scientists. No other bottle of liquid will make you feel THIS good! Just sip horrible thoughts and feelings, like these, away:



Corrupted government fucking up the country





Fears of being homeless without food or healthcare





Detainment based on your skin color





All your rights being taken away





People dying of starvation





Eradicated diseases making a comeback





And so many more...





Just Take-A-Sip! It'll help you relax and take a rest while you're on the go, at work, or lying in bed all day. It's SO easy!


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Call 1-800-MUH-KWAJ