Jan Griffith
Jan Griffith
A box truck driver from Grand Rapids, MI booked a load going from Pipp Mobile Storage Systems in Walker, MI to a new Bath and Body Works in Paducah, KY.
Upon arrival, the driver realized he hadn't packed enough hot weather clothing for the delivery location. He purchased a pair of shorts at a local Goodwill, but the only awesome looking pair of shorts happened to be swimming trunks. During the rest of his route home, the driver was forced to hide the drawstring so nobody could tell they weren't regular shorts.
When questioned about his decision, the anonymous driver would only say, "If I comment on this, everyone will be able to tell I'm interviewing myself."
The trucker was able to book a return trip from Union City, TN back to Michigan, which required 60 miles of deadhead, but at least he got out of the fucking south!