LEARN TO PLAY THE DRUMS IN 3 EASY STEPS! YOU'LL BE A ROCK STAR IN NO TIME!

Marquasha Phillips

Are you desperate to be a rock star drummer? Do you try to impress your friends at parties, but your drumming falls on deaf ears because the best you can do is half-assed air drumming? Well, I've got the perfect program for you!

Step 1
a) buy some drumsticks

b) buy a drum set

Step 2
a) find an instructor to give you lessons

b) practice all day, every day for several years

Step 3
a) join a band

b) get famous

For only 3 easy payments of $69.95, I'll make you a rock star! Get started on this program TODAY! It's SO easy!

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